This morning, running just a couple minutes late, I start my 20 mile commute to work.  Lucky for me, I manage to enter the highway about 1/4 mile behind a police officer.  He is traveling 65 MPH in the middle of 3 lanes on a stretch of highway where the speed limit is 75 MPH.  Not surprisingly, all of the 30 cars behind him and in-front of me simultaneously came to the conclusion that their speedometers have stopped working.  Slow SpeedSo as we ascend the next hill, it looks like the O.J. Simpson chase in reverse.  I feel like I am a soldier in an army in a slow-speed charge toward the enemy, and the police car is our suicide mission leader.

C’mon stupid people… if your speedometer stops working the instant a police officer enters the highway, then get your stupid broken car out of the F*’n way.