Arby'sToday I pulled up to the drive-thru speaker at Arby’s.

Arby’s Guy: “Welcome to Arby’s. Would you like a Combo meal?”

Me: “No thanks. Can I get a Grilled Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich…”

Arby’s Guy: “Grilled or Crispy?”

Me: “Uh, Grilled. Can I also get a Jumbo sized diet Dr. Pepper?”

Arby’s Guy: “Would you like to add an order of fries to make it a Combo Meal?”

Me: “Uh, no. Just the sandwich and drink.”

Arby’s Guy: “Would you like a nice warm apple or cherry turnover for dessert?”

Me: “Uh, no. JUST THE SANDWICH AND THE DRINK, please.”

Arby’s Guy: “One Chicken Cordon Bleu Sandwich and a Large Dr. Pepper. That’ll be $6.31 at the window.”

Aw hell, screw it.